When helping your best friend get over a break up

Do not tell her that there are plenty of fish in the sea.

She’ll be a smartass, she’ll say, “BUT I DON’T WANT A FISH. I WANT HIM. I WANT HIM BACK. WAHHHHHH.” Then you’re a socially awkward penguin.

Do not tell her that he was stupid for leaving her.

She’ll be a smartass, she’ll say, “I WAS STUPID FOR LOVING HIM. WAHHHH.” Then you’re again, socially awkward penguin.

Do not tell her that he didn’t deserve her, and that she was too good.

She’ll be a smartass, she’ll say, “IF I’M SO GOOD, WHY DID HE BREAK UP WITH ME. WAAAAAAH.” Then you’re socially awkward penguin.

What you do is, you say

“BITCH. GET THE FUCK UP. WE’RE GOING TO MALL. WE ARE BUYING A GALLON OF ICE CREAM FOR YOUR MOPEY ASS, AND YOU’RE GOING TO CRY. ALL FUCKING NIGHT. YOU WILL WAKE UP TOMORROW MORNING. WE ARE BURNING ALL HIS SHIT. ALL OF IT. WE’LL GO SHOPPING, AND BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BITCHES ON THE PLANET.”

She can’t be a smartass, and you are no longer caught in a socially awkward situation. You are not a penguin, you are practically jesus.

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~ no matter what I do , all I think about is you ~

Nelly ft Kelly R - Dilemma

Hi readers! How are you ?
I keep hearing news about floods and traffic jams anywhere in Indonesia. Especially at Jakarta. Sigh. I'm not a believer of global warming conspiracy, nor 2012 doomsday. But I really think that the climate on Earth is significantly changed! Stop littering! It will jam the sewage and will make Jakarta flooding >.>
I'm not really an Earth Lover or PETA freak so lets skip the formality and the boring thing. Lets continue~
And today I will introduced you to my new baby ♥ *drumroll*

What makes you so unattractive

1. Constantly whine because your parents didn't give you anything you want.
2. Cuss your parents because they didn't give you permission to do something you want.

3. You said the words above ^ Do you really like hanging out with boys or do you just want a special attention from boys? LOL
4. You drive and text. If you think you're so important, just hire a driver la!
5. Speak with fake annoying voice, seriously, no it doesn't make you sounds cute. It's so fucking annoying.
6. You brag about things that your parents bought for you. I don't have any respect for you.

Beware of Fake Cosmetics!! FAKE NAKED PALETTE.

~though i may never see you again , you're the only one~

kwon boa - only one

Hi everyone!

I think Boa's song is perfect for this season.. Yey ♥

Now let's just started with my post. It's about Fake Cosmetics !! Yes!! But now I'm not talking about fake MAC's which are very popular nowadays with their unreasonable price and the packaging were very obvious so it's relatively easy to recognize the dupe. But what I found yesterday was, a FAKE URBAN DECAY NAKED PALETTE!! What the fuck?? Before I'm talking about this, go play your favorite music and enjoy my post~ ^^